I decided to start posting a blog. Why? Well, there are times that I feel the need to rant, and my lovely bride just rolls her eyes, and tunes me out.
Rant number 1...
I am stunned at passes as acceptable now. I'm not even talking about almost every sit-com that is drenched in sexual banter. No, I'm amazed at the commercials that are shown. It should be illegal to advertise certain products on television. We wised-up, and banned tobacco commercials (although, I am still confused as to why it is ok to advertise vodka, beer, or wiskey but not cigarettes. I am not aware of any man who, under the influence of a Camel, robbed a store, or beat his wife.)
There are just some things that I don't want to have to explain to my six-year-old daughter. That is the litmus test we must use. Condom commercials go first. There is no way to explain their functions without a long, drawn out talk that incudes birds and bees. Douche commercials are next. I do not want to hear "Daddy, what does she mean about a not-so-fresh feeling?"
Finally, all female hygene products should be banned. While it leads to questions about the difference between boys and girls, the main reason is that it is gross. As a man, I find it to be disgusting.
Ok, enough for now. I wonder if anyone will read this. If so, drop me a note.
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